Godma

aka hogwash
aka horsefeathers
aka tee emm eye
aka ohh emm gee
aka extelligence(sezzes) critical mass

+++ I AM SORRY IT IS HARD TO CONVEY 5-DIMENSIONAL IDEAS IN A LANGUAGE EVOLVED TO SCREAM DEFIANCE AT THE MONKEYS IN THE NEXT TREE +++

aka
the shape of maybe
everything
and 42

Narritivium
is the matter stories are made from

Geometric Narritivium
is the matter Deitivium is made from

i therefore propose Stories to be the twelfth dimension

(like the one where supaman came into being thru psycho-genetic-manipulation)

or can you think of a better Instantaneous Cube That Does Not Believe In Squares,
who ask you to note, that, anybody found with a piece of the infinite;
to fully realise the weight of the matter (infinite), kindly
wash their arses, & lower the (cuboid) lid behind them.
for health and safety reasons washing your hands afta making **** happen is a given.

anyone found in violation of this treaty will have the auditors sent round to subject you to possibly the most boring experience of your life.

[...place smiley face here...]

thus the discworld Thaum,
the basic particle of magic,
is actually composed of Resons,
which come in at least five flavours:
Up, Down, Sideways, Sex-Appeal, & Peppermint.
the Thaum is therefore Five Dimensional,
assuming up & down are independant,
which is likely, cos its quantum.

is time female?

(ask her; she'll say you started it!)

up, down, sideways, time, non/inter/ference!!!

[...see it works!...]

(for any given value of 10%)
i am 10% cabbage,
i think that homo-sapien would be a good idea,
and nothing travels faster than the speed of light like aggravation (for one thing).
but then again who would want an engine that runs on bad news?


[…are you even allowed to hate when the player is Da Game?...]

[…dude,… that is so gay!..]

[..come on now,...i thought "ant-hill inside" was a great title...]

[...are you sure we're here to make sure the Millenium Falcon is an AppleBottom and not a MicrosoftVirginUniversal?...i mean, i-Falcon?...it sounds...i dunno...hedonistic...]

[...i call shot-gun-ad-nausium...]

[...give-girder-something-to-insert-into!...]

[...oh shut-up!...

...and pass the mints...].

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TheLaurynDoll

I am very very lost in this piece. Please...tell me, what is going on?!

Maaarf

You should think about suicide. I'm not saying you should do it, I'm just throwing it out there, you know, just an option.

shadowofperfection

as one monkey to another...

what if i dont like it? do i get to try again?

or you could just try celibacy.

look i like science, i like writing, i like wimsey, i like not running on bad news
(without getting all lone wolf & cub about it).

science has come up with stuff & i'm pontificating about it. it's as simple as that. i tried to put m-theory (and it is a very silly theory) in the form of the shortest story (about the interconnectedness of all things and the potential of others).

fact; your mind fills in 70% of your reality.

fact; there is, to date, no known location for what is refered to as the observer
(or soul, not mind (mind lays in every cell, & you have, within the body, protein skeletons that access quantum effects to make memory - so yes you can litterally make up you're mind, or your chi if you like))

so it seems to me that it, the soul, lays outside (where it belongs: with All Things), crushing this happy body and its two feet into existance.

life is what you make it, thought, word and deed and thats science fact.

the hardest thing to do in japanese art is draw a perfect circle freehand and accept the nature of perfection. i did so in story form. can you say the same.

i would care to explain more, but it would take a coffee table.

thank you for your chin-checking...maybe you should be a mentor.

Maaarf

So it's a no?

shadowofperfection

nah. i love you too much.