Do any of you even know what the MMPI (I think it is version 3 now) is??
It is a dagnostic test you take so some a**hole can review it and grade it and tell you what the F*** is mentally wrong/right with you.....
These A**holes are usually hired by a company you work for to find out what screw is loose in your brain and if they can blame your workplace harassment on something else in your childhood, life, activities,etc..........
It has over 500 plus questions and takes hours to finish..........
Some of the questions are just plain sh** if you ask me..."Do you like daises?", If I was an artist I would paint roses", but then it gets down to some good ones here and there in it...... "I loved my mother" (Guess how I answered to that one?) and "I believe some people are alive because it is illegal to kill them" (Guess you know how I answered that one too???)
and you really have to consider each question because it asks some over and over in different manners to see if you read them and thought about them...
Big Brother can tell if you fake this.........
It is a subjective an graded by a**holes who usually have vested interests on whether you pass or fail.....
Yes, I have taken it three times..... FAILED it three times.....
Didn't I tell you I WAS
"CERTIFIABLE"?
(See I could get away with murder!)
I was very angry when taken them....
They were taken over a period of 2-3 years and the results not exactly the same..but close.... I guess depending on my attitude....
Although, they did say I "could be over-reporting" or "exaggerating"
F**K I had been under harassment at the Poat Office, sh** being spread about me by the harasser, trying to get management to stop her, they didn't said it was my word against hers..even though I had witnesses, and statements, and wasn't the only compliainent against her and my life threatened, the final blow was when the windows in my van were smashed.....AH** I was scared........
I am sure those questions above are what did me in.....
I DO BELIEVE SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO KILL THEM.
Or I sure would've sooner.........
Honestly, until that time at the PO..I was NEVER VIOLENT.......... thought about it (doesn't everyone)...I mouthed off about beating the sh** or killing someone...but never even raised a hand to anyone....
Well, except that time my mother was coming after me with a knife saying she was going to kill me and I smashed her in a door until she couldn't breathe and fell to the ground..... then I ran away for a long time.....
That was when I was 15 and she never touched me again...I should've done it sooner...Regrets here........Regrets I let her live to do more damage only..
After that
I will take NO SH** from anyone!!!!!!!!!!!
So has anyone else taken these and your opinion?
Do you remember any of the other questions?
After the last one I called the Pysch an OWCP WHORE...... and told him to watch it I knew where he lived...easy to find on the computer if you look up doctors credentials and liscenses....
But I can be a patient sole and havent done anything yet...
Hey it's been about...6 years....maybe?????????
Oh I guess the moral to this one is I have this wonderful retirement....
get paid to stay home and drive everyone else nuts????
Actually since I was a very good researcher and extremely good at representing others as a shop steward...and could catch their damn clerical errors which saved jobs.... and gained knowledge (research again) to help others with workers comp and other legal matters .....
They were gald to get rid of me........
Not what about opinions on this test and not the fact that they nailed me as "certifiable"?
I claim what I am a
CRAZY IRISH B****!!!!!!!!!!!!!