DoublePromo

Puhleez. My diick stays brickadociously hard. I dayum near sawed some women in half from fukking them so long.

Does your diick stay hard long enough for you to pee on your balls? And have you stopped mistaking your weewee for your pinky?

Maaarf

Just like your music collection, wardrobe, obsession with penises, your jokes are outdated aswell.


This bores me.

DoublePromo

So that's what you look like? A gay "Ready For The World" reject?

Maaarf

Ooh you killed it with that one. Game. Blouses.

King Of Kings

you guys are ruining all the threads by sending them to the war room! Just have a thread named Maaarf vs DoublePromo and call it a day... you can go at it all you want for hours and hours... no pun intended...

Maaarf

Hey, if DH wants to call me out in every thread who am I to say no?

DoublePromo

It's much easier for me to just knock that big biitch maaarf out. maaarf, what the fukk kind of stupid ass name is that? It must be an acronym for:

maaarf's
asshole (or whole ass)
always
accommodates
reallylong
fatdikks

Maaarf

You just can't get fags and di cks out of your mind huh? You are 40!!! You talk sh it like a 10 year old! And what is even more sad is that you're a parent! You're talking sh it to a teenager and getting raped with no vaseline! You haven't answered to any of my questions in my previous posts, instead ignored them like a little girl! Now go on, I haven't got time for you, do your nails, buy a wig, put on your make-up, borrow your dad's thongs so you can get ready for a night out with the girls. And remember, girls sit with their legs closed! Pull your skirt up, bit ch, you got murdered! You are a joke! And damn buy some Tic-Tac cause your breath smells like bum's di ck!

DoublePromo

What is retarted? Making sour candy sourer?

Maaarf

Great comeback.