OHHH SNAP!! Things are REALLY starting to kick into third gear now!! Thank you gentlemen...this is, if nothing, one of the most relaxing pseudo-sh*t talking battles to ever grace the board. I'm gonna download the whole thing on paper to place on the shelf next to my Chronicles of Narnia series to put my future grandchildren to sleep for those rare occasions when they're in the mood for a...uhhh..."different" kind of bedtime story. You are both a great service to this humble online community of ours.