12-29-2007
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"Diggin' N Da Crates"
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Barbie, Ken and GI Joe...
A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it's her turn, she climbs up on Santa's lap. Santa asks, "What would you like Santa to bring you for Christmas?" The little girl replies, "I want a Barbie and a G.I. Joe."
Santa looks at the little girl for a moment and says, "I thought Barbie comes with Ken."
"No," said the little girl. "She comes with G.I. Joe, she fakes it with Ken."
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"WITH GREAT POWER, COMES GREAT RESPONSIBILITY" --Ben Parker
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12-29-2007
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"Agent Maaarf AKA The Foreigner"
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Re: Barbie, Ken and GI Joe...
I wish people would test-tell the jokes they post here, to their friends and family, and depending on the reply, post or not post them. Just to avoid all the awkward silence stuff
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12-29-2007
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"Diggin' N Da Crates"
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Re: Barbie, Ken and GI Joe...
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Originally Posted by Maaarf
I wish people would test-tell the jokes they post here, to their friends and family, and depending on the reply, post or not post them. Just to avoid all the awkward silence stuff
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Some people need to do the same with their replies  ...oh I mean
For fun, let's go back and see the number of replies in this thread...for comparison:
Blonde jokes
Last edited by DJ Scorpio; 12-29-2007 at 02:57 PM..
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12-29-2007
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"Agent Maaarf AKA The Foreigner"
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Re: Barbie, Ken and GI Joe...
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Originally Posted by DJ Scorpio
Some people need to do the same with their replies  ...oh I mean
For fun, let's go back and see the number of replies in this thread...for comparison:
Blonde jokes
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Damn you went all Mr.Detective on me But I admit what I did was stupid, but I was young and dumb. Plus your girl laughed at all of those jokes. Or at majority of them anyway.
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If I part, my art will live through you
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12-29-2007
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"Diggin' N Da Crates"
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Re: Barbie, Ken and GI Joe...
It's not stupid, man...people have different kinds of humor...so you are taking a chance when you post jokes...BTW, tell those girls I said happy holidays!!
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"WITH GREAT POWER, COMES GREAT RESPONSIBILITY" --Ben Parker
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12-29-2007
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"Agent Maaarf AKA The Foreigner"
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Re: Barbie, Ken and GI Joe...
Well excuse me for being arrogant without a reason, okay!?
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12-29-2007
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"The Mixecutioner"
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Re: Barbie, Ken and GI Joe...
And you're still neither of the above?
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12-30-2007
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Message Board Elite
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Re: Barbie, Ken and GI Joe...
ROTFLMAO...this thread has me cracking up!
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12-30-2007
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"Agent Maaarf AKA The Foreigner"
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Re: Barbie, Ken and GI Joe...
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Originally Posted by DoublePromo
And you're still neither of the above?
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Hey Father Time, you know who you remind me of? You're like the clerk and I'm like Mike
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If I part, my art will live through you
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12-30-2007
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"The Mixecutioner"
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Re: Barbie, Ken and GI Joe...
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Originally Posted by Maaarf
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Of course you like Mike........... Mike Aaahk. I heard you got the xmas surprise of your life when you found out the strap-on your girl put on to role play with you wasn't a strap-on at all; what was the clue, when "her" balls slapped up against yours, buttfukkee?
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